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"Would losing me even be a loss?"
26. July 2014

thinspireandperspire:

So the past couple nights I’ve been taking shots of lime juice and cayenne pepper. It really cleanses your system and curbs your apatite if you’re having an after 7pm craving!

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(via mike-the-misanthrope)